I've seen Yo La Tengo a few times (I even met my girlfriend of 3 years now at one of their shows), and they always seemed really friendly. Although the second time I saw them Ira refused my request for them to play "By the Time It Gets Dark", but he wasn't a dick about it.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoyed Preston School of Industry, Cookie Monster. Those are some solid indie guitar records, especially the first one. I read a pretty scathing bitchfork review of it, from 2001, and the reviewer argued that Pavement was pretty much irrelevant and that the future of indie rock…

Bummer about Pavement
They were awesome in Central Park two weeks ago, totally surpassed my expectations, it's a shame that it seems all the other shows have been in shambles. I honestly think that Malkmus and Kannberg can't fucking stand each other, they are as far apart onstage as humanly possible, and Kannberg…

PIT PAAAAAAT!

Whaddya say, ya old poop?!

Oh, Tobias! You blowhard!

You guys, we're trying to make teadoust relax. He's got a lot on his plate, what with getting his learner's permit and S.A.T. prep classes and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins Fall Social, let's not make things rougher on him!

"the only thing lamer than the drooling you douches engage in regarding celeb chicks is the drooling you do over celeb chicks who are lesbians, since that increases the (already stratospherically high) improbability of you ever fucking them and makes it look even more pathetically lame."—teadoust, Sept. 3, 2010.

teadoust, in the immortal words of Frankie Goes to Hollywood, "relax".

I'm glad you're relaxed, teadoust.

relax, teadoust. (and also, no you didn't, because it's been well-established that you're 16 going on 17, which is the only excuse for how ridiculous you act on these boards)

relax, teadoust.

relax, teadoust.

relax, teadoust.

Spoiler: The moon is half cream pie, half surly Frenchman.

I remember that the trailer for "What Lies Beneath" revealed that Harrison Ford is actually the bad guy, and then people were upset, but then they realized it was "What Lies Beneath", so, you know, who cares?

SLEEPAWAY CAMP
Back when I was starting to really cultivate my obsession with old slasher/horror/gore movies, I looked to Zach Handlen's excellent Gateways to Geekery column on the genre for some titles to check out. When he mentioned "Sleepaway Camp", he mentioned that there was a batshit crazy twist at the end, so I…

jujubees are extremely handy.

You mean, coitus?

3 Penis Wine was probably the funniest thing from the last season. "Oh no that's too much!"