Also I love how Adventure Time was originally gonna be on Nickelodeon, but they saw the pilot and turned it down. What a bunch of patoots! The pilot is on youtube, and it's the bees knees: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

My friend and I stumbled upon a few episodes of Rocko's Modern Life a few months ago when we were high. I can't believe our parents let us watch that show!

GhaleonQ, I only caught the first episode of Regular Show, but I was hooked. Same with Adventure Time. It totally has the spirit of the classic mid-90's Nicktoons, but with Japanese Pop surrealism and the occasional auto-tuning thrown in, which sounds messy, but trust me, it's great. I even have a Finn and Jake…

I definitely remember there being a garbage pale kids-style ripoff of Goosebumps called GOOFLUMPS. Does anyone else remember this?

They could never make an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" movie today. Nickelodeon realized how they ruined an entire generation with the programming they had when we were kids, so they toned it down to the point of near infancy for the kids who came after us. Imagine showing the episode with the evil clown doll that…

1.) The Haunted Mask (duh)
2.) Don't Go Into The Basement
3.) The Horror At Camp Jellyjam
4.) Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
5.) Night of the Living Dummy
6.) One Day at Horrorland
7.) Beware, the Snowman (so underrated)
8.) Welcome to Camp Nightmare
9.) Say Cheese and Die!
10.) Attack of the Jack O'Lanterns (another extremely…

@Himself: I have to admit, that's a pretty sick lineup for a show.

They became a boring shitty dance band and then broke up.

Yeah sorry I can't back that up.

I hate to be "that guy", but…
Brooke Shields did indeed pose nude for some photos at age 10, but not for Richard Prince. Prince somehow found the image, and re-appropriated it for a piece of his, but the original photograph was not taken by him. Sorry, this is the only chance I've had to put my art school degree to…

Oooh, good point, Warren! Unfortunately it'd be 1970-74 (should've specified that earlier), so I guess no Iggy/Bowie fuck fests for me.

As Dr. Manhattan, I would think that none of this would really be an issue for you.

WEST BERLIN, THE SWINGIN' 70'S
I'd love to be there at the birth of Krautrock. Free love and free drugs. Getting to see Can, Faust, Amon Duul II, Kraftwerk, Neu!, Ash Ra Tempel, Tangerine Dream, Cluster, Harmonia, Cosmic Jokers, Guru Guru all at the heights of their power or the beginning of their rise to greatness.…

Climb that wall, homo!

Oooooh, butterscotch! Wanna lick?!

SILENCE, SLAVE!

"I keep forgetting we're in the COLONIES!"

Looks like you're rollin' with ol' Uncle T-Bag tonight!

I just want my kids back.

Teadoust, I have faith that eventually you'll turn 17 and mellow out.