I remember watching "Kentucky Fried Movie" at my friend's house in junior high. I couldn't believe that they were allowed to put so many boobs in a single film. I had seen boobs on film at that point ("Titanic" was probably the first time), but never so many pairs all at once. I was convinced that we had died of Co2…

@Built For Greed: I just came across some pictures of myself around age 11 or so, and I'm wearing a red backwards Yankees cap in almost all of them. With cargo shorts. Flashing the devil horns. I shudder to think what would have become of me had I never found "OK Computer" and "Daydream Nation" at my public library a…

@wolfman'sRazor: Wow, you could sit through "2001" at age 12? You were much more savvy than I was at that age. But yeah, my cinephile instincts were just starting to bud around then, and Kubrick's death is kind of what got me started down that path. Interestingly enough, my parents were more than fine with letting me…

Eyes Wide Shut
I had just turned twelve when that film came out. My parents refused to take me to see it. In my head, a three hour film about two people fucking was the height of sophistication. Plus I had a huge adolescent hard-on for Nicole Kidman, ever since "Batman Forever", which I saw in the first grade.

"I just teabagged your drum set!"
"Well my drum set's a guy, so that makes you gay, you fucker!"

I'M WARNING YOU! IF YOU SPEAK ILL OF STEP BROTHERS, I WILL STAB YOU! IN THE THROAT! WITH A KNIFE!

My theory is that Nolan pitched the film to Warner Bros. in 2001, then had an Inception performed on the creators of Scrooge McDuck, planting the idea for the comic—and by extension, the film—in their heads, thereby executing the MOST INSANE CROSS-MARKET ADVERTISING EVER KNOWN TO MAN.

I saw these guys open for Mission of Burma about two years ago.
They were painfully boring.

Here Come The Warm Jets is fantastic, as is Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy). Another Green World and Before And After Science both require a bit more patience, but they are also great records.

Does anyone remember the episode with the monster in the school swimming pool? They actually shot that at a building that's owned by the college I went to in Philadelphia! And from the looks of it, they haven't cleaned it out since they filmed that episode. It's creepy as all hell down there.

Oh c'mon, she was perfectly decent in "Batman Begins". And her tits were spectacular in "The Gift".

Cyborg Janitor, that episode scared the shit out of me too. And how about the one where that creepy family moves in next door, and the sister thinks that the parents are vampires, but at the end of the episode, it's revealed that their little kid is actually the vampire and the parents are his servants?! TALK ABOUT A…

The voice in your head that suggests even for a split second that Sum 41 was better than blink-182 is the voice of SATAN. Don't be foolish.

And also John Ritter! Out of fucking NOWHERE!

@ Haden: yes she was, and yes it did!

This is the happiest I've been since you stepped out of the shower too, hot stuff.

"Well I hope they got a two-armed man back there. Can't make a taco with just one arm!"

I refer to it as "Kattan-Oteri by-proxy syndrome".

I'm With Modell
in regards to Drew Barrymore. Especially in (extremely rare) roles where she has to play a smart person with that ridiculous singsong 7 year old voice of hers.

I'm more distracted by her extreme aloofness, to be honest.