His brother Avi lives in here in Philly; I saw him at a Bonnie "Prince" Billy show last year on my birthday, he was very drunk and obnoxious. Apparently he's really into boxing and only eats Chicken McNuggets.

@ Fuck Gummo: Would you mind sharing your viewpoints in regards to queer fuckin' wabbits?

…with sexy results!

On one hand, the Michelle Williams version has a much more interesting (and concise!) plot, but if there's a director who can pull off sprawling and bleak as fuck, it's the guy who made The Assassination of Jesse James. So right now, in this Eyebrowless Cowboy's opinion, it's really anyone's game.

I wonder how many more press junkets it'll be before Tugger tries to off himself again…

Anyone who doesn't think Danny McBride is funny can go eat a box of Nerds out of a butthoooooole!

Also, internet trolling 101 here, buddy, nothing makes you seem like more of a meathead douchebag than taking a random potshot at liberal arts students or art students or something like that. what exactly did you study in college to give you such marvelous insight into the ending of "There Will Be Blood", Future…

That's a pretty decent Lifetime movie box set, although I'll take a double feature of "She's Too Young" and "Cyber Seduction" any day of the week.

I've heard that he does quite a bit of cocaine. Seriously.

You think that God will come down and save you for being disappointed? He doesn't save disappointed people, Claude.

I would actually argue that TWBB has a happy ending. Daniel DID tell Eli he would bury him! So it all worked out for the lovable rogue!

DRAIIIIIIIIIINAGE
DRAIIIIIIIIIINAGE

You're just the…the…aaaaafterbirth!

Other favorite Eli line: He's completely failed to alert me to the recent panic in our economy!

He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.

I loved that movie too! The scene where Platt fought the giant deformed dungeon guard thing scared the shit out of me. And also, there was like, so much almost-banging or implied banging in that movie. Almost too much for a PG-rated film.

And all they wanted was to be Mr. Tastee's friend!

I really, really hope that the "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!" fat ginger kid makes a scathing youtube response to this video.

Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my DINOSAUR!

I read a commenter on the AV Club who genuinely had no grasp on proper grammar. He was insufferable.