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The No-Eyebrows Cowboy
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Can we add, "Kinsey and Crane finally do it"? Please?

There's this thing called "the weekend". Look it up sometime.

"The Men Who Spit Up Loads"

"I have a very specific set of skills, namely ripping off the Pixies and moping around a lot."

**The Simpsons (started watching at age 7, during season 5, arguably the beginning of the golden age. the first episode I saw was "Lady Bouvier's Lover")
**Calvin and Hobbes (taught me how to read, because my parents read them to me so much eventually I just memorized them)
**The Adventures of Pete and Pete (I'm really

Baptism! You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!

There you go again! Making me a better person!

"Honey, where are all the bags?"
"In the Bag Hutch!"
"…no shit!"

The opening credits of "The Brothers Solomon" is probably the funniest thing I've seen in like, ten years. Hands down.

This thread gets TWO squeaks, cause it's the FUNNIEST ONE OF ALL!

Givin' Robocop a blowjob!

If nothing else, "Southland Tales" gave us the most amazing line in cinematic history: "I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide."

BITCHES! BITCHES! BITCHES! BITCHES! BITCHES!

The only thing Harrison Ford ever yells about is his wife or his family. C'mon. Get with it.

So,
I take it you're not a fan of "Irreversible" then, huh Nabin?

As long as he's still bald. He's at the top of the extremely short "White guys who look just as cool as black guys when they shave their heads" list.

"That'll buy you one heckuva blumpkin, Cotton!"

R.I.P. Andrew
And R.I.P. the Innocent Days of Yore, when a character on a major network family sitcom could be named "Boner". (nostalgic sigh)

It's certainly no "A Blafair to Rememblack", thats for darn sure.