I was at Bonaroo trying to sleep when he finally came on. People were booing him off the stage. Plus, he made Phil Lesch stop an hour early. What a loser.

Thread grade: D+.

I will say only this: I don't go to the AV Club to get romantic advice. I dont think anyone who posts here qualifies as an expert on what the opposite sex really looks for. A) We all spend our time here, instead of really talking to people and more importantly b) This group is hardly a demographic slice of any one…

Just listened to this interview, and he's totally high off his ass, free associating and pointlessly antagonized.

I seem to recall that Mao would change into a cardigan when he got home from a long day collectivizing farms and having cultural elites reeducated.

Two weeks in beautiful downtown BUrbank?

Silly TJ—everyone knows that the gay tarantula is the best dressed of all the hunting spiders. It's just too bad they have to blow all their savings on crystal meth.

FPS's lacking in innovation? Two counterexamples come to mind:
1) Bioshock—Bio2 coming soon! Fairly disturbing, with plenty of action and really interesting art and philosophical influences.
2) Left4 Dead—takes the FPS and turns it on its heAD.

And….it's Fats Pinto, by a whisker!

Wow11 how did they got the rigths to film in Myanamar?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Nicholas Cage's default expression
Hey Keith, didnt it occur to you at least in passing that his bug eyed expression may be the only one his face can assume after the unbelievable amount of plastic surgery he's had?

I havent seen Steel Magnolias, but I understand she dies painfully of cancer in that movie. IF it happens at the beginning of the movie, that's my favorite one.

I hope that's a true story. Even if it isnt, it makes me happy.

Godzilla and Ghidrah.

I think she is already a mummy, twice over.

Whee! Rendition! No permanent relationships! Gential electrocution!

Jim Rockford knows what's up. See above.

I'd like to point out that Monica Bellucci would ooze sex if she was sealed in concrete and fired out of a railgun into orbit.

I'd like to go back in time and get my money back for seeing" dream a litle dream" in the theatre. The female lead DID have a fantastic rack, but the movie was SO BAD.