MY favorite non-sexual all male romance?
Miller's Crossing.

I second the SS2. That game scared the pea-mortal shit out of me.

You know, after reading the time stamps of all these excellent witticisms and involved social critiques, I find myself wondering if all of the data showing that AMerican workers have gotten more productive since the introduction of the computer into the workplace is in fact A BIG LIE.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

I have to wee wee now.

To stop a child bride, I'd go with your standard .38—anything more is really overkill. Unless your child bride happens to be Vince Wilfork, in which case I'd go with a Glock .45ACP, or possibly Sabot rounds in an AA-12, although I dont even think those are on the market for civilians.

BURL FOR BUTTERS '09!!!

Some of that monkey feces can be pretty nutritious.

By the pound, or by the bushel?

Gods…do you think we can have the entirety of VH1 declared and Enemy Combatant and rendered to Bulgaria?

TOTAL CARNAGE!!!!

Trees have been implicated in major Felonies other than murder
To wit:
-Girl raped by trees (well, large shrubby vines) in Evil Dead
-Angry poison hurling plants run amok in Day of the Triffids—not only killer, but property destroying
-The Bush Administration

And, rounding out the trifecta, Morgan Freeman is always, to me, Vincent the Vegetable Vampire.

@Capt. Ron: Thanks for the clarification.

Sorry for the repetition folks—Slothman, I had not yet read your post.

"I swear to God Sidney, if you say another fucking word, I'm going to take this pencil and stab you in the fucking heart."

Jimmy Fallon has been shown to cause spontaneous eye hemorrhages in beagles.

I bet Gene Shallot would be delicious after he was sauteed in white wine and served with asparagus and chicken.

"welcome to the Republican health care paradise…"

Seriously, have yu guys LOOKED at the number of kidlings out there who think without any humorous intent that Rihanna did in fact have it coming?