"The juiciest gazelle is the easiest to catch, it's God's gift to bachelors."
Joan isn't the best looking woman in the world, she's second:

Agreed.

Your Name IS My Name.
I don't care about professional golf.
I don't care about Tiger Woods' penis what he does with it.
I do not own or plan to buy any Nike products.

What's a PlayStation?

Ooh, Ooh! I want to vote, too!

Not really.

Not really. This garbage is PG-13, so no nudity. Therefore, Love Actually wins. Even though it sucks.

J Church "Creep"
An around the way girl I dated back in the day when I was young (I'm not a kid anymore), lent me a few CDs. One of them was J Church's ALTAMONT '99. Well, long story long, that album had one of the finest covers I've ever heard; a version of Radiohead's "Creep" that would melt your soul.

Yes, Mr. Weasel did do a lot of covers, but I think "I Think We're Alone Now" was the edgiest, thus making the most appropriate for this Inventory. The song is super, super fast (less than a minute long) and the lyrics are incomprehensible.

Pop-Punk Covers
Confession: I went through a "pop-punk-phase" in the early mid-90s, and I have to admit that when I saw the topic of this Inventory the first song I thought of was…

I think Forza Motorsport 3 is great.
Does this mean I'm uncool?

Believe me, I love Cannibal!, but it is not a "good" "film." It is a "fucking hilarious" "movie." See the distinction?

Your shtick would be funnier if you didn't use all caps.

Another for Apocalypse's list:
Cannibal! The Musical

After my post, I started to do a little thinking, self examining if you will:

Yeah, I tried to be a nice guy, too. But when the ghouls took over the Tenpenny, that aggression would not stand, man. I reverted to an old save and let them have the what for, I did. Who needed that stupid Ghoul mask, anyway?

Shouldn't this Review be in Sawbuck Gamer?
Jesus Christ, get your shit together!

The Denver Broncos?
*groans*

So you're no longer listing the running time
In lieu of the Writer, Producer, and Distributor? Well, I guess that's your business. Carry on.

I, too, seem to actively avoid new music (see avatar). I usually "discover" one band a year (for example, 2008 was Guided By Voices).