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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

A few years ago I moved to a new city and was having trouble finding a job in my chosen profession, so I decided to apply at Walmart since it was getting close to Christmas season and they'll seemingly hire anyone.

She didn't believe me when I said the pan was super.

Or at least less burnt ones.

The Jeffersons was on CBS for eleven seasons educating Americans of all races about not burning your beans on the grill.

My piece of wood! It died so that we might live.

The Ropers? I always wondered what happened to them after they stopped managing that apartment complex.

The Ropers? I always wondered what happened to them after they stopped managing that apartment complex.

Reminder to self
Take the laundry out of the washer and put into the dryer thirty minutes from now.

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You had me at meat tornado.

I've got Spider-Man on speed dial, why don't he call me once in a while?

Amber Tamblyn's bare midriff makes "All the Way" worth watching.

Subject
Right now I just want to punch you in the face.

Here's the Sloane Crosley Random Rules:

DeWitt is the haggard badass Wesley of this show.

As soon as I saw Ivy in the "epic hero panorama," I knew she is doomed to die. Assuming the future we saw in "Epitaph One" is the real future, everyone else lives for at least a short while longer and this being a Whedon show, someone is dying so it's a pretty obvious pick to go with Ivy.

Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far to young for me?
And every episode remaining of this show should include a shot of Olivia Williams sipping a neat scotch while clad in a black bra.

Rigor Mortis Viagra Jokes, the New Syrup of Ipecac
I can't believe you cited the "Rigor mortis, the new Viagra" line as if it was a good thing. Great episode, but that line was horrible. It's the kind of thing that the South Park guys would write if they did a version of "Team America" with the puppets making fun of…

I think it was called, "Holy Shit Does Joss Whedon Always Pick Shitty Songs With Whiny Whispery Voiced Female Vocalists To Play Over Montages?" I liked that montage visually but after 30 interminable seconds of that crap song, I had to hit the mute button.