Angel Season Five
Finally got to watch these fantastic episodes tonight.

My high school guidance counselor told me that all acting is is jumping up and down and yelling and screaming a lot.

Title of the episode
Every place I've looked online (all two of them—NBC.com and Wikipedia) say this week's episode title is "Tom's Divorce," not "The Fourth Floor."

I once got busy in a rain forest themed Motel 6
I'd somehow missed seeing a listing of this show before now so was excited to be able to get a ticket today after reading this. I can't decide if I'm more excited to see Perkins or Bondy. Should be a fun show.

Line of the night
What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?

Sweet and spicy
Never made these with Kool Aid, but I've done sugar+hot sauce pickles many times. I usually just use one of those cheap Mexican tapatio type sauces that you can buy in gallon jugs at the dollar store. They make an awesome sweet and spicy pickle. One little hint: While the pickles are marinating in the…

Watch it all burn
There's a pretty cool segment in the Lucero documentary "Dreaming in America" that takes place in Dickinson's recording barn. The recording studio looked like a cross betweeen the sets of "Sanford and Son" and "Deliverance." Haven't watched that in a few years but I think tonight's a good night to…

Don't forget that Phantom Dennis was played by none other than Josh Fenderman of the great band Honesty in Motion. He was pumpkinninny!

The pan kisses you! Kiss the pan!
Oh Billy Mays, you cannot fly. Only British people can fly. You shouldn't try to fly and you shouldn't listen to British people.

* But they are.