OH I GET IT BECAUSE ALL HIPSTERS DO COCAINE AND EVERYONE WHO WRITES FOR PITCHFORK IS A HIPSTER AND ALL BANDS ON PITCHFORK ARE FOR HIPSTERS AND HIPSTER THIS AND HIPSTER THAT DURP DURP DURP.

Not as gay as electric cars, Shore Patrol. Those are SO gay.

I preferred The Menendez Brothers' float. So realistic!

If it's the young version of us that goes to Heaven, then Heaven better get ready for a fat, sullen pothead teenager who's mad at his parents for not letting him see Wilco and The Flaming Lips on New Year's Eve like all the cool kids were.

Maybe my signed copy of "My Year of Flops" will be worth that much someday! (just kidding, you're a mensch, Nathan)

Honestly, I'm surprised the authorities didn't try to pin the bombing at the games on Izzy. I'm sure everyone would have gone along with it without question.

Not many people know this, but Garfield? Jewish as fuckin' Tevye!

I can't wait until Richard gets the chance to snipe some motherfuckers in cold blood again.

I seriously hope I'm wrong about this
but I think Van Alden might be a closeted homosexual. It would explain his religious zealotry (something to hide behind), his reluctance to rectify the situation with his wife being unable to get pregnant (he doesn't want to sleep with her, much less have a child by her), and that…

HAHAHAHAHA that was awesome.

Hahaha Hmmm, you're really that upset that I made fun of you about your nonsensical defense (Was it a defesnse? Seriously, I'm asking you, maybe I was too "retarded" to understand, but what the fuck WERE you trying to say with that?) Of Sparta/The Mars Volta on that thread a few pages back? Get a life, seriously. I…

You trying to steal my thunder, bro?

The only thing I appreciated in this episode was Kevin's callback to "Eskimo Brothers" when we learn the origin of the Shiva blast. Other than that, these people are assholes, and not in interesting or clever ways like on It's Always Sunny. They're just complete assholes. I don't want to spend time with them any more…

Hollywood Star Whackers
STRIKE AGAIN!!!!!

He should be played by Tom Kenny
So that we can all see Lincoln as a tough-talking Long Islander who somehow hung out with the founding fathers once again.

Duff Goldman?
To quote William H. Macy in Boogie Nights, "…good name."

They call him baby WHINER

I prefer that show where a guy falls out of a moving airplane…and lands on two rhinos…who are FUCKING.

I ask people that question all the time, wolfman. You'd be surprised how often people just totally lie and say they would do the Alice In Chains option.

Yeah, Hendrix, because if there's something we don't see enough of these days, it's the same boring ass dinosaur wankery that's poisoned radio for the last forty fucking years. Way to think outside the box, guys. Why don't we just reanimate Jim Fucking Morrison while we're at it so he can drone on endlessly about…