Yeah, this really didn't make any sense to me. At least it didn't try and go extreme and IN YO FAAAAAAAACE like that stupid MIA video with all the gingers getting killed. Basically it was The Smashing Pumpkins "1979" video, but in kind of a police state, but not really? Yawn.

They're like Dexy's Midnight Runners, except shitty.

Proflies in Cowardice!
Whenever I hear anything about JFK assassination conspiracy theories, I always think about that guy from that one scene at the bookstore in "Slacker". He was onto something there!

I know you, asshole!

With guest stars Tone Loc, The Fat Boys, and William Tecumseh Sherman!

Danny McBride as Grover Cleveland! Two non-consecutive terms, motherfucker!

I'm kinda bummed that Jay Leno's Writer/Blue Jay Leno didn't catch on more.

I still put on "Luau" when I'm in the mood to rage.

Ehh, I thought Candy Apple Grey had it's moments, but Warehouse was a fucking mess and a half, for certain.

I would totally go gay for another season of Frisky Dingo.

I hope they do more stuff with Wormhat in the future, like how The Nightman is clearly based off of Charlie's repressed memories of being molested by his Uncle Jack, it'd be nice to see what fucked up part of Charlie's childhood Wormhat comes from.

I'll second Sam Cooke.

But to only do 6 out of those 50?! C'mon, there had to have been some more good ideas in there.

Evil Dead 4 would only be worth it if they had made it right after Army of Darkness, and if it had branched off of the alternate ending to that film, with Ash fighting a futuristic undead army. Shit, I just gave myself a bad case of chubbs.

"Everybody, listen to Lutz now"

Bad news, Sunglasses: according to the interview I mentioned above, Feig would have kept Lindsay out of Season 2. He said he would've found it too depressing having her [SPOILER ALERT] go off and follow The Dead around at the end of the first season, only to have her back in the same hell hole school again once season…

You shut your mouth about Nightcrawlers! It's an imagination-based game!

[stares out window, contemplates life thanks to some smug anonymous dipshit on the internet, sheds single tear]

You know which episode of Might Boosh is my favorite? The one where I kept waiting for something funny to happen, and then nothing funny happened and I was bored out of my mind.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Series 2!