Team Peeta
Gale was never an option.

Give me my peacock back
you bitch. And DON'T FORGET! To give me back my quality programming…shirt.

bland branding from hell. is nothing sacred??? OUR OUR PEACOCKS NOT SACRED! PEACOCK! USA! PEACOCK! USA! PEACOCK! USA!

my best friend, kat, used to make her favorite snack while we were watching tv or movies: she'd take a few cheez-its, chew them up, spit them back out onto another cheez-it and make a sandwich. bjarf.

*witty comment about how your comment made me laugh, @bad horse*

Rihanna, the great distracto-bot
Peter Berg has ruined what i hoped would be a really great porno, starring Vampire Eric and Tim Riggins with the annoying presence of a girl.

only on the AV Club
could i find unnecessary but terribly specific references to Ibsen in a blurb about Amanda Bynes. you rule.

*cleans out happy fat vats*

Mama Celeste Face Down, and we all posted these at exactly the same time.

Mama Celeste Face Up
and i have a first.

lololol
the first time i saw this trailer, during the Movie Awards, I thought "…there's no way this is real. this is part of a spoof, right?" no. no its not. real as shit.

this is next on my shelf to read, actually (once i finish truman capote's In Cold Blood…a nice segue). i work in a firm with a criminal defense attorney. criminal defense is strangely my passion. my fascination with, and resistence to, the death penalty lead me from theater to law. huzzah for the constitution.

Ahem. Cautiously optimistic.
Emphasis on the "cautiously". and i'm only remotely optimistic due to the WANT i have of a good movie about kurt cobain.

Of all the Chuck Basses in the World, You're the Chuck Bassiest
Dear Erik Adams: I totally wanted to read your treatise on Chuck Bass. Because I wholeheartedly agree with his badass bassiness.

okay i did read the book and it's pretty spectacular. while it CAN be interpreted that eli is just grooming oskar to be her future caregiver, i had always hoped there was a little more to it than that (being the romantic that i am), that they had each finally found someone who understood them, in all their creepy,…

It won me over.
I was intrigued. I watched. The show won. Although, it really needs to get its legs before I decide whether its worth continually tuning in. But I will gladly read a weekly review. Please cover it!

DOdoDOdoodoo…DOdoDOdoodoo…
ahem. that's the theme music. ANYWAYS, i can't even pretend that I don't cry every time they see those damn dinosaurs for the first time. tears. without fail.

featuring rock and roll parts 1- 3,213.

dirty old man
Yes, was it leonard cohen or blink 182 that had the classy hit album "take off your pants and jacket"?

oh yeah. i remember the 90's. also, michael scott loves that song.