Correct. I disagree with him because he's crazy.

Horrible Bosses 2: Their First Assignment

My buddy Luke just got Dungeons & Dragons. You're welcome to join us as soon as we figure it out, @ToddVanDerWerff

Can we, as the collective hive-mind of the internet, will this into existence? Please? PLEASE? This is actually such a good idea that I'm a little pissed off it wont happen…

That picture just… makes the whole idea of them doin' it not work at all…

How far do the spoilers go? Like, season four?

Does anyone else find it strange how big a part Holmes's disguises are playing in the ad campaign? I can't imagine there were too many people out there who were on the fence about seeing a movie with Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, and Stephen Fry, who were convinced the second they saw that RDJ wears a dress a minimum…

Agreed.

BAH-bum-BA-bum Buh-Buh-BAH-bah, BAH-bum-BA-bum Buh-Buh-BAH-bah…

Well, I'm most of the way through The Inbetweeners, Series 3, and I anticipate a dick joke craving a few weeks after I finish. This sounds like it will adequately fill the whole… ::snicker::

Not Canadian Netflix. Damn. Oh well. I'm sure I'll find it somewhere…

So, there's a young actor/actress category, but no nominations for Craig Roberts or Yasmin Paige? WHY NOT? Also, WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH?

THE BIG QUESTION: Should I be watching this?

1) Fucked Up - David Comes To Life
2) St. Vincent - Strange Mercy
3) Real Estate - Days
4) Destroyer - Kaputt
5) The Strokes - Angles

Is Nabin… is he… taking a piss out on… music? I don't understand…

His documentary about propane and propane accessories? #obviousjoke #sorryalready

Damn. Tom Scharpling tweeted that he was going to host, but I guess that's not happening. I knew it had to be too good to be true!

Did you say Phil Lord and Christopher Miller? This gives me the perfect excuse to start a… CLONE HIGH QUOTE THREAD!

Good: Luis Bunuel, Thomas Jane, Jonathan Demme, Rachel Dratch, The Crocodile Hunter, Toby from The Office…

HAVE SNARKY BABIES ALREADY.