Yeah, sorry to get all saccharine on you for a second. Just pretend I said… I dunno? R.E.M? David Bowie? Buddy Holly?

Yeah, sorry to get all saccharine on you for a second. Just pretend I said… I dunno? R.E.M? David Bowie? Buddy Holly?

Coincidentally, I just revisited this album the other day. I'm not usually a nostalgic person, mostly because I don't have much of a lifetime to look back on yet. But I have very distinct memories from my early childhood of hearing this song everywhere. Seemingly the only two songs the local new rock station would…

Coincidentally, I just revisited this album the other day. I'm not usually a nostalgic person, mostly because I don't have much of a lifetime to look back on yet. But I have very distinct memories from my early childhood of hearing this song everywhere. Seemingly the only two songs the local new rock station would…

I'M SWEATING ALL MY PROTEINS INTO MY SHORTS

I'M SWEATING ALL MY PROTEINS INTO MY SHORTS

I know this isn't what this is about, but… man, Frank Miller is such a cunt.

I know this isn't what this is about, but… man, Frank Miller is such a cunt.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

My money's on Retta.

My money's on Retta.

IT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO I HATE.

IT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO I HATE.

Fuck. Yeah. I'm pre-emptively naming it the best album of the year, based solely on Sheena is a T-Shirt Salesman.

Similarly coincidental, I assume: Cleavage being the only thing in frame even before I click play on the trailer. At least they know what their audience wants…

Who has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? @avclub-c252b9390befbfe200d59090a071c413:disqus !

I don't even care who wins!

You just shit my pants!

"I HATE, I HATE. IT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO I HATE."