The Tree of Life
The other day, an friend of mine and I went to see Tree Of Life at a theater that neither of had been to before. In order to get there, we took rode my cities transit system for about an hour. When we reached our destination, we realized that this particular theater was lousy with hipsters. Thinking…

I liked them…
Back before they were popular.

I have that shirt.
That is all.

Left Out by Editing
" I don't care if you love the same sex as long as you have the ability to love someone… but fuck people who can't feel love. Fuck robots."

New York, I love you…
…but you're bringing me down.

Is it wrong that the revelation that Genevieve is probably a serial killer made her more attractive to me?

Nabin
Pirate shirt. Really?

I was wondering if this was the same lady! Glad to see you round these parts! Welcome to hell, Ms. Willmore!

Sorry. I had just woke up, and I have a tendency to mistake rage for humor. I blame society. And ZMF.

I saw Thor yesterday…
…and I FUCKING FORGOT TO SIT THROUGH THE CREDITS! DAMN YOU, BRAIN! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

What I got for my sixteenth birthday…
Can't remember for the life of me. And I'm 16.

I think it's probably a good thing that they didn't include Simon Pegg, because the trailer then would have caused me to cum through my jeans. Seriously, I would pass out because all of the blood would rush out of my head and into my nerd-boner.

*Fade in from black*
Bon Iver, as a reptile thing: "AAAHHH… SHOOT THE LIIIIGHTS OUUT… OHHHHH TIL IT'S BRIGHT OUUT…"

Thank you, Jimmy James! You are the best, and you get a life pass on CancerAIDS from me!

Finally,
some recognition for Edgar Wright! Nobody does quick swooshy reaction shots on shocked hipsters quite like him!

I'm still awkwardly standing here.

DAMN YOU MOTHERFUCKING UNREGISTERED ASSHOLE! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS MY SECRET, AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT? NOTHING! NOOOOOOOTHIIIIIING!

Ummm. He doesn't have any Oscars. Of course, he'll get one for The Social Network, but thats only one. Plural was not necessary.

Fuckin' ignorance, how does it work?

I watched 127 Hours last night as part of my Oscar prep period. It was pretty good, and Franco gave a solid performance, but I'm starting to think that somebody should hire a nurse to force-feed Danny Boyle his Ritalin. I also saw Psycho for the first time on Friday, and yes, I am ashamed of taking so long to actually…