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Is there any stronger statement of unity during this holiday season iscussion of the Virgin Mary's vag and the pros and cons of Avatar coexisting peacefully in the same thread?

Is it just me
or is every order designed to fall $1-$2 below the total needed to qualify for free shipping on Amazon?

Yeah, the Pistons are a lot more fun to watch this year. Especially with Will Bynum doing his thing.

Wrong, no fans are worse than Michigan Wolverine fans. Front-running douchebags.

[The NBA stands for the National Basketball Association. - ed.]
I truly enjoy that on a site brimming with articles whose authors whom take joy in filling with references to obscure pop culture icons and underground personalities with naught but a knowing wink, it was decided that every mention of a sport figure or

*you're. Shit.

Now your getting it Oates! Glad I could help!

The fail is that the topic is what movie do you repeatedly find on TV that you always feel compelled to watch, and in your eagerness to climb up on your hipster-stand and show off your unique and refined hipster tastes your answer is anything that is "hard to see".

So you have yet to endure GIJoe, then.

If I ever win $100,000,000, first thing I'm gonna do is get the long awaited Buckaroo Banzai sequel funded.

Fuck yes on Bloodsport. I at least have to keep flipping back to it so I can see the climatic end when he overcomes getting blinded by baking soda to avenge his sweatpants wearing American friend.

Detour - yeah, gotta love the Gary Busey.

90% of Coen Brother movies. Part of the genius of the Coen brothers is that they are so damn rewatchable.

Really?
I used to manage a broke-ass metal band, and we did a better job of taking it on the road than you guys. You don't have to tour Europe, but the occasional Indiana-Ohio-Michigan date too much for you?

I don't recall needing any help through puberty.

"Spreading through the culture like swineflu"
This was a compliment?

How the hell do you confuse Denzel and Wesley Snipes? Yes, you are a racist.

BTW props to the "legendary" ZMF and his GREAT MOMENTS IN OWNAGE for his mention in Deadspin today.

These guys are #1 on my lifetime pass list for sure, although I did think that Burn After Reading leaned toward wack shit.

Warren - how long you been waiting to slip that in somewhere?