5) His ego. Oh, so much ego.

This is an internet comment string, Teadoust. Nobody wins.

Teadoust, do me a favor and save a copy of your comment somewhere on your harddrive just so that someday when you're hopefully a little wiser and a bit more self aware you stumble across it and realize what an arrogant asshole you sounded like.

Phantoms. Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

I've always consider that distiction belonging to one Beetle Bailey.

I totally agree.

"Why Even Bother Spice!"

"I'm Ragin' Cajin Spice!"

"Spends too much time on IMDB Spice!"

No he doesn't. You guys get all up in arms about everyone going to see Transformers, then let a vapid Dane Cook-wannabee like Ryan Reynolds climb towards the A-List.

My favorite part
was the gay joke.

If you haven't noticed, protagonists narrowly escaping from precarious situations is a bit of a consistent theme in them moving pictures.

I liked it too, especially after the shitburger that was Die Hard 2.

Just finished Season 4. It does get a little nutty, but it's a fun ride. Watching MLP as Nancy Botwin alone is worth the watch.

Yes. Well done, sir.

Although they didn't necessarily fade from view, I felt like the twins moved from driving characters to plot points in the last half of the book.

I always kept expecting Arty to reveal some sort of purpose for Arturism, but the fact the entire reason he created the movement was to surround himself with amputated norms never really made sense to me. I know he had self-esteem issues and all, but it seems like a convoluted way to express them.

@bobisphat

I would part with my nipples. They're not doing anything.

Not lost the thread as much as seemed to come under a very hard deadline. And what was up with the baby? A big fat baby that gave everyone an evil vibe and she never did anything with it - how would that not have been cool? Mumbo was more of a distraction than character. Not sure why Dunn didn't just stick him in…