Everyone assumes strippers are depressed, suicidal basket cases. In my experience they are not victims of desperation. To be desperate one must first posses a lofty goal, a noble ambition, the failure of which to achieve engenders a profound sense of disappointment and shame. Luckily, most strippers have no such…

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

I caught Steve Coogan on Charlie Rose last night and he was demonstrating his impersonations of Michael Caine and Sen Connery, which are old favorites. Then he did an absolutely spot on Martin Sheen. Brilliant.

Jabs Odd Future Wolfgang Pauli with my light saber.

They decided on this reunion tour entirely as a lark. The Lark.

Balderdash.

But then again African swallows are non migratory.

Supposin' two birds carried it together?

It could grip it by the husk.

*Fart*

I had a friend who would sing Eric Idle's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" as he strummed the chords on his mandolin, and this impressed & pleased many people including myself, as we all tried to sing along.

I seemed to find it much funnier than did anyone else in the room whenever I suddenly and loudly declared "There's a penguin on the telly!" But that might be because it was usually a room full of idiots.

Elijah Wood is my single, sole vote for Morpheus.

Sounds like you missed your anal bleaching appointment.

More than Rammstein!? katelynn_adkins, I hardly know you anymore.

That was a baffling trick, totally effective. I am completely at a loss as to how it possibly could have been an illusion or a stunt. Even if he did actually pierce his hand all the way through it's remarkable because, as an ergonomic engineer, I'm well acquainted with the anatomy of the hand, and for many years now…

Yeah, nervous about being a sociopath. Naw, I keed, I keed. Seriously, he is a bit high strung.

And just when Harrison got his mind back from the cleaners.

Watchyou talkin bout, Wilis?

I was hoping to come on here and savagely denigrate that program, but daaaaaaaamn, that was a very entertaining, amuzing, original TV Magic Show. A couple of the illusions are just variations on old time standards, but most of his stunts were just plain baffling. For instance, how the hell did David Blaine prevent…