David Blaine shot first!

Why do you hate to say it? Are you ashamed of your bigotry? White people react to magic like this, and black people react to magic like that…

Woody wrote, cast, directed, and edited his next film while David Blaine coughed up two fish.

So, he looked like George W. Bush.

Yes, I see what you mean. Right there, already you're making a crude reference to anal intercourse… Aren't you?

We can?!

If you flash fry or fry in peanut oil or safflower oil at higher temperature - especially if you coat it in a little flour - the food absorbs very little oil and forms a nice thin crispy crust, so it's much more healthy than you might think. I have powdered dried red pepper that is very hot, the same red pepper that…

Are you threatening me?!

Gina is kinda funny just standing still saying nothing. As soon as she opens her mouth I like her less. Strange.

Your mom always begged me to tread heavily on her. See, there's just no reasoning with us.

Or like asking where do questions go.

She's selling it cheap.

How was it not?! is what a racist would respond to your (rhetorical) question.

Being hit by a car is exactly how it would feel if I had blown my chance with Hannah Simone and I then witnessed her with another man, even worse, with a friend.

I liked when she pointed to her pet and Nick asks if its a squirrel.
Remember Elaine's weird roommate that Kramer was dating? She was so bizarre and I loved her. Hopefully Bertie also proves to be a source of great weirdness.

How 'bout that?! So, are your fiery rants spleen related? My hinky gall bladder is the source of my bitter rancor.

Today that's what they're saying, but I think that antibiotics over the last 30 years have mostly eliminated the kind of bacteria that afflicted me. The Viruses causing ulcers are more likely to mutate and transform every year making treatment a little tricky.

Well crunchy is a relatively easy quality to be found in food, such as crispy deep fried foods. Fried veggie patties are crunchy and healthy. There's these really neat veggie crackers that are very crunchy. You can make anything spicy with sprinkle on spice. There are many different spice combinations available with…

Well, what did your mother say? See, you only encourage us with your bad behavior.

Teddy Roosevelt with an adorable button nose. There, fixed.