OK, you give that pesky rabbit some of your Trix and then you have to clean up the polychromed diarrhea mess. You naive rabbit lovers, when will you learn?

When the Sugar hits your Brain
like a dose of Amphetamine
That's Amore.

I was, too. It was right after I saw a poor little mouse get the tip of it's nose pinched in a mouse trap.

At least you could afford eyes. Me, I burned my fingers reading the waffle iron.

Did you blow a bubble inside her "cavity"? That would make you her Bubble Boy.

Yeah, that meme just wasn't horrible enough on its own. The addition of hot spicy cheesy orange powder to the frothy viscous fecal slime nicely completes the horrific vision.

There's this friend of a friend - a guy I know - who can score you some primo, uncut, top grade Flaming Hot Limón Cheetos, but it'll cost ya. I don't think you're in any position to balk at "his" price of $100 a bag. Leave the money in an envelope with your return address in the mouth of the lion sculpture on the…

"And replace it with that aromatherapy machine from the nurses lounge. Don't question me, there's no time!"

I was at CHoP as a young tot of 8 being diagnosed with a peptic ulcer. A peptic ulcer at 8 years of age. I had a medical condition normally afflicting middle aged advertising executives. Turns out it was bacterial in cause. Strange. Almost as strange as the name of the hospital - CHoP.

You are a Witch!

That's a Spicy Story!

What's eating out the young cherubs' insides? Regret.

I once fell into a vat of Pixie Green #7. I nearly dyed.

Yeah, or they were shooting it up each other's rectums with a blow gun.

How much more? I'm doing all I can to get us there, but damn, I need some help.

Yes, she does moisturize - my shorts. Waka waka.

The Keeping Up With Shit podcast is very handy. It's hosted by a home schooled 13 year old French Canadian girl. With a lisp.

Part of it is that Jen wasn't married with kids and had time to devote to promoting her career and fame. Courtney has certainly been damn successful since friends, and Lisa's been very busy, as has Mathew Perry. Ross has been off on an extended archaeological dig in the Andes Mountains, which is stupid because there…

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Right, but when this new layout first debuted there was also a little black arrow that would suddenly appear to the right of the comments. Clicking on it popped the page back to the very top. Not a necessary feature, but handy.