The ol' bait and switch. Sucker!

As do devious, mad geneticists. Also, mixed marriages.

Aha! I knew I'd hit a nerve with BB! I might have gone with Archer as an example, but unlike BB Archer incites deep philosophical self inspection. No, seriously.

You have beautifully, eloquently, frighteningly accurately summed it up, but to clarify, when I say "prole" I am referring to anyone not part of the mythical upper 1% or 5%. Everyone not in that minuscule sect are effectively now part of the proletariat.

Well, which one did ya pay for?

Alzheimer's is a helluva drug.

It's a season's worth of American Dad! Ha! You knew I had to slip one in here somewhere!

The great irony - no, not irony - the great tragedy is the masses of naive, hopeful proles now paying king's ransoms to go to colleges and universities where they very soon learn just how duped they were into indenturing themselves to the ever nefarious Banks and Financial Masters. A person who is $150K - $250K in…

Google scans the entire book to make portions available online as excerpts and samples and even nearly complete volumes. The publishers are paranoid that Google will then nefariously misuse their fully digitized intellectual property - for what, I am not sure. But if ever there was a way to exploit other people's…

Aw, lookit the old tymey print industry getting all huffy & puffy with evolving technology. It's actually kinda adorable, in a sad, tragic way.

Shitty looking Penis/Vagina Space Cobras!

I believe your are misinterpreting many commenter's contrarian, intolerant, misanthropic attitudes as a disdain for films. No, we glum, grim protesters are more so exploiting our film criticisms as a means to express our general contempt and disappointment with society's unwavering capacity to delude and distract…

Yep, no problem with my nifty 3D printer.

If that statue is 3D it means they'll charge an extra 4 bucks to look at it. Can you imagine Roger Ebert in Imax?!

It's funny but it's exactly the attitude that made me wish, week after week, that Gene would just haul off and clobber him. I got yer Pulitzer, right here.

Your questionable grammar is undermining the effectiveness of your relentless, repetitive excoriations.

I will get behind the erection of this sculptural tribute if that noble thumb is made to dispense butter flavored goo in a glistening, glorious golden shower of artery hardening splendor.

How many befuddled, chagrined Frat Pledges are going to find themselves in Hospital Emergency Rooms after their hazing prank goes awry and it is proven, again and again, to be a very reckless thing to squat naked on Gene's cherished, coveted upturned thumb?

That must be Ray Liotta flavored ice cream.

That, dear plebeian, is your opinion.