Has your irrational rage resolved itself into anything like a knack for mainstream film criticism? What I'm asking is: What are your thoughts on Prometheus? Please be graphically vulgar.

I will support this frolicsome venture only if the doughy, pasty white, insensate likeness is made to perpetually watch an eternal screening of Frankenhooker, because Roger somehow - inexcusably - chose to ignore that cinematic gem's sublime brilliance. I do not forgive easily…

Oreo Double Stuff Cream.

Get back in line!

Were talking about "American Poor" which means having to make the nearly impossible, soul rending choice between the cable Deluxe Sports Package and the Expanded Extreme Sports Package.

Ah, perhaps.

I am imagine you saying those words with you holding your two thumbs pointing at your wide, toothless grin.

Excuses!

Intellectual Larry Fine.

Last night John Stewart did a masterful, epic, sublime take down on the idiocy of Chicago protesting New York City's One World Trade Center being named the tallest building in the western hemisphere by the Height Committee of the Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitat. John attacked Chicago for trying to claim…

You do it. Your're certainly "serious" enough to bring people dry factual reports on the horrors of life.

Princess Di was responsible for the Chilean mine incident. No wait, that was Princess Almost-Di.

John Oliver is The Naked Fake News Anchor

Dad?!

How 'bout you listen to podcasts during those apparently frequent occasions when all's yer doing is dicking around on the internet where you regularly complain that you don't have time to listen to a podcast? How 'bout then?

Left out the most important "O".

But jew look mahvelous.

An ex girlfriend told me she wanted to move to Australia because down under you can still get away with good ol' fashioned racism. I repeat, ex girlfriend.

Right?!

"Remember that time when that weird, offensive, impossible thing happened?"