"I elide without using ellipses." – daveshayne

"Rather than showing an emaciated drug-addict sporting long fingernails and waist-length hair, the pictures showed Warnke as a typical 'square' of the mid-1960s."

DRATCH

Blevins must have used the AV Club search function to check if it had already been done.

Looks like we got ourselves a hardcore Danish irredentist here!

And which person was the first to book themselves a ticket?

So, for those of you following along at home,

Well, that's the one thing we've got.

Shhhhh. Don't give Tim Burton any ideas.

I don't actually know any Russian per se, but I do speak Polish which is similar enough, and I'm pretty sure that the bit marked "unintelligible" in the transcript is "мы из Кубанью", or "My iz Kuban'yu", which means "We are from Kuban."

I've gone through the comments and upvoted everyone who said WRONG!

"We have a lot. A lot of people that have been talked about for like 30 years are going to be on the show."

I, for one, am glad to know what the notoriously camera-shy Carmelo Anthony looked like at twelve-year intervals.

It's the second, obviously. Also, as has been pointed out above, Blevins already posted this months ago.

Is TV Guide a book?

You do know that they changed their minds about wrestling, right? The wrestling events start on the 14th. And race walking has been at the Olympics since 1932 - it's not a johnny-come-lately.

Well sure, that's because they don't have a fully developed theory of mind yet.

Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd?

I'm pretty sure I haven't heard this song since 1996, but your comment made me remember exactly how it goes.

Warning: people in the first three rows will get wet.