The Texas state senate, then?

I have a pun 2.

No, there was only ever one team called the Rough Riders. The other team is called the Roughriders.

Woozle wuzzle?

Not Bravo – Hulu.

How hasn't Champale come back? Hipsters love beer made with weird yeasts!

To be fair to bob thomas, "pink floydd" is a really shitty Welsh cover band.

There's one question you need to ask to figure out if the adaptation will turn out well: does the third book have enough plot for two movies?

I thought it was just an expression.

Then I guess the AV Club is just a big lame.

Wait, so you're saying the petition is coming from inside the Sharknado???

Gourd damn it.

Johny 5 get Samsang Galexy S5

Hold up – what about a doctor show, where – get this! – the doctor also solves crimes?

Those are the worst made-up names I've ever heard. You need to try harder.

Minneapolis has lots of great Mexican restaurants. Your mistake was going to one in a suburb.

Thanks for letting us know about that! Here's a link I found with excellent scans of all three issues:

when you someone hear that sweet Laurel Canyon sound

Oh, Brita's in this?

I'm really disappointed we didn't get to two of the "Honorary Harlem Globetrotters" questions, because I just know one of them would have been "This robot was not funky enough to be a Harlem Globetrotter."