You telling me this guy gets off on washing his Trans Am in the White House driveway, shirtless?

Quit jivin' me, turkey!

It's kind of like @Seinfeld2000 wrote this clip.

If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.

Heh heh, you know, he DOES look like Chris Farley!

The first time he got hit with a rubber band, was he all "Wha happened?"

False! No, wait, maybe it's true…

I still use my avclub account. I'm not giving up my upvotes, dammit!

No, no, they're staying true to the book. Only one of the six hours is a documentary about the Paris sewers.

That was a great bit on Cheers, when Woody became addicted to the shopping channel:

It's so dense, every single tube has so many things going on.

There sure are a zloty terrible puns in this thread.

Quite right - though after a few generations of self-reproduction, your genes will almost all be homozygous, and once that happens, there's very little functional difference between self-reproduction and cloning.

Area man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your good book said

He's from the OC?

Does anyone else remember the vignette on Sesame Street where they showed us some playground designers going to a school and asking the kids what kind of playground equipment they wanted, and then actually building the playground the kids had asked for? The one bit I particularly remember is that during the…

It's that sweet, sweet Kusbölehelvetet Canyon sound.

No, Duke. Salic Law.

No it isn't. The Queen isn't the Queen of England over there, she's the Duke of Normandy.

Leepa chow, my damie, it's seppatown.