Go listen to the Led Zeppelin boxed set while enjoying an iced cream, old man!

I got that the first time I went to a Five Guys. I realized I'd made a mistake as soon as the server put a giant container of what I naturally assumed were all my fries into the bag, and then dumped even more fries on top of it.

I'd much rather spend $3000 on coke, to be honest.

#downvoted

*tosses a bunch of leaves into the air*

Transcripts of some of the sketches, including "Planet of the Enormous Hooters" and the TV show sketch, are here. I've never seen "Planet of the Enormous Hooters", but it gets props from me just for being short and to the point!

Le Sub??? What the hell is Le Sub???

Those clowns in UKIP did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Yeah, but what are the lazy gonna do about it? Organise as a bloc to get their right not to vote back?

William Shakespeare, or, as he's often known, "Big Bard".

Hot Dog! We have a weiner!

…whoever she is.

Oh, no wonder, it's by Blevins.

Ugh, those are the wurst.

As we all know, JFK went inside of more than half of mankind, so it's likely he banged a few other presidents as well.

Here's the biggest point of order of them all for yesterday's game: because of the fractal-like nature of coastlines, coastlines don't have a well-defined length. How long they are depends on how fine a scale you use to measure them. Technically, just about any country in Europe that has a coastline could have a…

And also it's not a prequel, since it was largely all written first. The material in The Silmariliion that Tolkien wrote after The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings were published is almost all rewrites of earlier versions of the same stories.

Hired goons???

Ermahgerd
With serls unferled

Guys, I take it all back. It turns out this list is being updated as we speak. RATT??? In CINCINNATI??? SOLD!!!