Yup. I found the ONE show I would have remotely enjoyed, which is Heart, Joan Jett, and Cheap Trick in upstate New York, and my codes "good for two general admission tickets" wouldn't work for seats marked "general admission". And now that show is gone from the list altogether.

Rob Zombie & Korn: Return Of The Dreads Tour 2016

I didn't think this Kids in the Hall sketch would be relevant when I clicked on the article, and yet, here we are:

And if you want to feel like you're in Laurel Canyon ALL THE TIME, you listen to the sweet sound of… well, you know where I'm going with this.

Definitely on the plus side: The Supremes' version of "All I Want": https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm going to throw some love at "Conversation" from Ladies of the Canyon. Such a lush, gorgeous track. "All I Want" from Blue is fantastic too, it's one of my favourite singing-along-when-I'm-drinking-alone songs.

Where's the harm in a fusilli puns?

And a Memory Gamma devoted to the fan fiction.

My name is Space! -k.

Sounds like someone hasn't heard of the three Sean O'Neals!

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope in Big Money Collaboratas

I once won a jive-talking competition. What career options are open to me?

If you do visit Niagara-on-the-Lake, stop at Queenston, which is halfway between Niagara-on-the-Lake and Niagara Falls, to see Brock's Monument at Queenston Heights. It's one of the biggest monuments in Canada to kicking American ass during the War of 1812.

Toronto's second-worst mayor, Mel Lastman, was apologizing for making a joke about being "in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing around me" FIFTEEN YEARS AGO.

400 quatloos.

I've been doing that with Doctor Who for the past three years now. It's fun!

And a hack! A dick and a hack.

And a new hat!

Mallrarts? Great, now I'm imagining Kevin James in a Kevin Smith movie.

I hear he really hates "Two Princes"!