But he was only three days from retirement!

Scotchtoberfest had better not be in there, because as we all know, there's no such thing.

For me it's a three-way tie between Duck Soup, The Jerk, and Pootie Tang.

That's such a masterful scene! It actually pulled me into the film – I felt almost as if I were one of the other characters in the scene, wondering how long this imbecile can keep going before he figures out how to shut up.

I didn't realize before now how much I needed to hear Patrick Stewart say "anal tarring brush".

Not too tabby!

Damn, his science is too tight!

Dark Mofo? That's an odd name! I'd have called it Chazzwazzalooza.

The Passion of the Christ 2: The Legend of Jesus' Gold

Sir, I represent the estate of Peter CarHOLD. I have a court order demanding an immediate HALT to this unauthorized imitation!

I don't think that exists, because I doubt Christopher Tolkien would have allowed it. Dickens' works are all in the public domain, on the other hand, and there absolutely was a novelization of Great Expectations:

Sheboygan?

BOTS AREN'T BUGS!!

I had an English class where we watched Red Dawn because… actually I still don't know why we watched Red Dawn in that class.

He was a Zombie?

"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more aroused than you can possibly imagine."

The CIA? I thought it was you and me!

Ride the snake!

MY NAME IS PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Paint my fence!