It's true, we're so high!

GIVE THAT MAN THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Senator Senatore… what's up with that???

If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Waterfield.

Anything can be a palindrome if you don't mind that the second half is mostly gibberish. Hsir ebbigylts om siflah dnoc ese? Httaht dnimt nod uoyf iem. Or dnil. A paeb nacg niht Yna.

"Meesa no believe you!"

Are You There, God? It's Me, Jamiroquai

Tournament of Champions winner Alex Jacob practiced with one of those spring-loaded cylinders that holds the toilet paper roll in place.

I'm pretty sure they didn't switch it to "In the Year 3000" until Conan got the Tonight Show.

No, all Romanians look like that.

Blevins gets paid by the word, so…

"that trollop Mary Thorne"

Hello, my name is Mr… Eleets, and I think the answer is: someplace far away! Yes, that'll do…

Then why do I still have Zuzu's petals???

Forget it Cersei, it's Lobsterstown.

Stephen Fry already did it.

Just like the other two were terrified of buzzing in on the Daniel Defoe's home island one after Jason was wrong with Ireland.

And yet, my guess for that one would have been "What are inanimate carbon rods".

Great Job, Internet!

WHO SPEAKS ILL OF PORNOGRAPHY???