I've gotta side with Hall on this one. I look at Sinbad O'Connor, all I can think is, what gives, cue ball? I'm looking at her, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!

*closeup on weevil slowly crying a single tear*

Hey, at least it's not that beetle named after Hitler:

You're thinking of leevers. You know, from The Legend of Zelda.

In regard to your fourth point, holy shit do I now want to see an Archer version of The Man Who Was Thursday.

Stupid Disgruntled Goatse! Be more funny!

"How about in targ years?"

Can't it be both? I demand an article on eleventh century Dorito bags NOW!

It's a real Catch-182.

I feel like I should have an opinion about this.

That Guy's from England and who gives a shit?

"Thief, thief, thief! Cuaron! We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever!"

You'd think he has a Ph. D. in defecation or something.

New Hampshire's border with Canada, at 58 miles, is only 13 miles longer than Idaho's, so I suppose the thinking was that without the New England mention it would have been a tossup for all but the most obsessive geography nerds.

I nearly spit out my rum and coke at "She's obviously got a vagina!" "Yeah, probably why she's such a bitch."

Hmmm, checks out.

THANTS OBAMA

I don't know, I've never even been to the Middle East, but I've got a pretty good routine about how Sunnis drive a car like this, but Shiites, yo, they drive a car like this.

Christine's material from that period is severely overlooked. "Why" is her masterpiece.

Procol Harum reformed in the early 90s and still tour semi-regularly, but Gary Brooker is the only current member who was also an original member of the band – in fact, he's the only current member who was ever in the band before they broke up in 1977!