She didn't like Barton Fink! What did you need, a road map???

"Bobby, I got propane in my urethra."

TUSK!

Kanye just tweeted "I'm not even gon lie to you. I love me so much right now."

I can't stand it when contestants play to lose.

This is now the second fictional reference I've come across to sitting on baked goods as a sexual fetish. I'd still prefer to think it's entirely made up.

Another Mr. Show callback? Jimmy said "titillate".

Girls becoming bats, bats becoming… vampires?

Also, this is from 2014.

How about a book about that leech-man they found in the sewers not being able to get a date to prom?

Trust me, you don't want to party with Rob Ford. He'll just say a bunch of anti-Italian slurs in a terrible Jamaican accent while waiting in line for hamburgers. Then someone will get shot.

And if you look up onanism, does it define it as "To practice self-defilement or masturbation"? And is self-defilement defined as "To practice onanism or masturbation"?

BULCVA EHT NIOJ

It's like they don't even give a FOC any more.

No, you got the The The notification for this. There's only one.

Is this gonna be on the SATs?

Luuke, I like a good pun thread as much as anyone, but…

That would be great, but the chances of Disney going that way are less than zero.

Now I'm really curious about Ding et Dong, le film, the Canadian movie so obscure it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

Didn't you learn your lesson from "New Jackée City"?