You know, he should put his library in Kenya just to mess with Tea Party types.

Apu get Samsang Galexy S6

But I already have a Master's in Life Experience! Not to mention my Ph. D. in Pain…

VERYFEWCARTOONSAREBROADCASTLIVEITSATERRIBLESTRAINONohbugger.

Holy shit, a few hours ago Kanye tweeted to ask if anyone's seen the movie Tron!

Meanwhile, Ted Nugent is starting the Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Movie Awards show, hosted by Kid Rock.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! Eastenders is set in the East End of London???

This pun thread is unberylble.

Why would you call a Middle Eastern kid "Chad"? Why not "Jordan"?

"Eine minuten, eine minuten!
Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein… nuisance phone!"

I ascertain Alex really likes the word "arcane".

Will you two stop saying arcane so much?

What's wrong with Duracell? Not that I have any particular need for batteries during Love Week…

Yeah, but you'll be the one laughing 500 years from now when all the non-24K gold discs of the first Bad Company album have rusted away!

There are tricks to getting the adhesive off for both those scenarios. For the CD sticker over the top edge, press the sticker back down onto the remaining adhesive – some of the adhesive remaining on the CD case will come off when you pull the sticker off again. Repeat this a few times, and all the adhesive will be…

Well, the only way Aphonopelma johnnycashensis would be allowed under the rules of zoological nomenclature is if the spider had been discovered on Johnny Cash's body.

Also, Charles Darwin wrote many books. Had you added "you know, the famous one" that would have been correct, however.

Well if we're being pedantic (we are? hooray!), the complete title is On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life. The Origin of Species and On the Origin of Species are both acceptable short forms. The Penguin edition reprints the first…

In zoology (and botany as well, though it has a different code of nomenclature) -ensis is only used to denote geographical origin. For example, the North American beaver is Castor canadensis, literally "The beaver of Canada", and the yellow rail is Coturnicops noveboracensis, literally "The thing that looks like a…

It's not from Johnny Cash, it's of Johnny Cash, as in Johnny Cash's spider. The -i ending is perfectly correct. It's all there in the Fourth Edition of the International Code of Zoological Nomenclature: