"There, now nobody can say I don't own Jane Austen's spine." – Mark Twain

Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus Meets Dracula

Woozle wuzzle?

Great Job, AV Club!

What a Let Down.

Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that was me. I said that. It was at a Halloween party.
Alex Trebek: Regardless of the truth of that, Mr. Reynolds, you are not a famous academic.
Burt Reynolds: Oh yeah? My assistant professorship at the Burt Reynolds Institute says otherwise.

What are three plays that have never been performed in my kitchen.

I've got to say, I'm looking forward to Harry Potter: Mahoutokoro Drift.

I was groaning when Fred was in the lead going into Final Jeopardy, and groaning again when I saw how easy the clue was, so I'm really glad that it wasn't Fred's knowledge, but rather his lack of any perceptible wagering strategy that finally did him in.

Just remember, Mr. Altman, you need to get the loot AND the warrant before you go for Rand Paul.

Geez, who put the pills in your jellybeans?

Is the hurricane called Hurricane Ditka?

But he gets results!

Also, French Guiana isn't a country – it's a part of France.

Do aliens even have asses? Maybe that's why they're so fascinated with probing ours…

This video is the most dangerous the Toronto subway system has ever seemed.

Oh yeah? Well what about a good hologram with a guy?

The Jeopardy test clearly doesn't include wagering strategy, because that was the worst wager I've ever seen. Randi had 6,001 possible amounts to choose from, and yet she went with the only one that made no rational sense whatsoever. I'm still angry just thinking about it.

"According to baseball historian Lee Allen in The American League Story, Waddell began the 1903 season "sleeping in a firehouse at Camden, New Jersey, and ended it tending bar in a saloon in Wheeling, West Virginia. In between those events, he won 22 games for the Philadelphia Athletics, toured the nation in a…

The question about The Who had me wondering: if you rang in and just said "Who?", would that be accepted?