I know I'm saying nothing that hasn't been said before, but:
It's fine, but not really Star Trek.

That sounds like something I can relate to as a down-to-Earth, hot-blooded American male between the ages of 18 and 39!

I don't think the idea of The Lone Ranger was what doomed this movie! People watch all sorts of old things.

My dad's actually the blue. My mom's Episcopalian.

I used to, but then I purchased a trebuchet and found I could launch myself into it.

"It was much better than Wolverine, but my expectations were higher"

Oh, like she's never had to deal with that before.

No! I always thought Hutz seemed so grounded and mild mannered.

She constantly forgets which way the presenters are going to enter so she looks over the wrong shoulder EVERY SINGLE TIME.

**immediately suctioned underwater by 50,000 ton ocean liner**

I dunno, I think that a strong female character is just one with agency. 
There are a lot of ways to give female characters control over themselves, obviously, but making her into a badass mofo (fafo?) seems to be a very "feature film" way to do it.

Glee is all about the fun!

That's nothing, my great-grandfather was Alfred Breadslice.

I like having the paper on my doorstep and the correct use of the words "there" and "their" in my articles. Sue me!

Sorry, @avclub-a24b54b58362f8dc4b670364958fe18c:disqus already called dibs on the Sharknado joke. You'll have to wait for tomorrow's newswire and try that one again.
Don't worry! There will be 4-6 opportunities to earn at least 20 likes by ending a word with -nado.

In it, the boy is abducted, experimented on and probed. In a musical number! It's for kids, after all.

Yeah, if I'm going to be crushed under the boot of some capitalist oppressors it had better be well-heeled!

Real Housewives of Soviet Russia

I agree with you. You could buy 33 Hyundai Elantras for the price of that Lamborghini, and if I had that kind of money I'd rather be crashing dozens of cars into each other than driving one.

Is the exclamation mark in E! pronounced, or do you just have to scream it all of the time?