To be fair, this is not a list of "things you should buy your significant other", it's "look at all of the free shit we got".

Still waiting for my Squirrel Girl movie.

Username/comment synergy.

As someone who has done a lot of work with the immigrant Romani community, I am hoping this documentary plays in my area. It looks like a good start.

Wait, so this isn't a film adaptation of the Byron poem? Damn.

Elvis, Elton John, Jesus, my neighbor's cat…

JD Salinger actually broke his only pair of glasses three days after he decided to become a recluse but decided he had gone too far to turn back now.

Why would you ever leave a pony country to come to a non-pony country?

As an ethnic Jew, however, I would have a lot of trouble.

*Mamele
You pretend that Yiddish Phonetics make logical sense.

Any relation to Kyle XYZ?

Wait, what happened to "cracker"?

He played an Orthodox Jewish ecstasy dealer so he has a free pass for life.

Just white.
It's really hard to see what's happening on screen but it's for the good of the country.

Hell, my first name is English, my last name is French, I work in commerce and I drink a lot!

It was originally called "Fiddler on the Roof" but our Jewish overlords knew it was not yet time.

LIBERALS!

He looks cuddly like Rob Reiner. : (

You're supposed to tip baristas?

I don't think it's a boring cocktail party if you're discussing Sharknado sequels. That is, in itself, a redeeming quality!