Is anyone else shocked that Anthony Weiner is really Carlos Danger? I thought it was sure to be Clark Kent.

And that Alfonzo Hitler was a real jerk to me all through high school, too!

What a world we live in, where what your name gives you a label, just by association…. It's sad, really.
Who cares if he's Jewish?

Undercover Latino Zach Efron.

Are you writing a hate song about Lana del Ray as a sea shanty?

This is the city that dumped so much toxic waste in a river that it caught on fire.

Yeah that's fine but I don't think it has the Restrained Aggression and minimalist functionality Disqus was made to convey.

Bolivar's back, baby!

That's why I was there!

Would you pay money to watch Ben Stiller play Quentin Compson?

So what? She's still a rock star.

I think I can I think I can I think I can…

It's just like nature, where the two praying mantises have sex and then the female eats the one with the yarmulke on.

I dunno! I've got to be honest, I think if she's old enough to want to kill me for my religious beliefs she's old enough to get married.

Jaws 6