"Looks fine to me." - Every ex-girlfriend

wtf is hoarfrost lol

I've always been basically indifferent to Rush's music, but this was a great interview. You've really got to respect the drive to play 4 sets in a night and then go to the studio after.

So here's my problem with Chelsea Handler's standup: In Uganda Be Kidding Me she says that her dad has come out as gay in the nursing home and she shows a photo of him having sex with other old men that he supposedly texted her. Wow, that's a pretty crazy situation and its shocking and brave that she would talk about…

Oops.

He stepped away from the computer, hands shaking. Cold sweat dripped down his sides as he paced a circuit around the room gesturing and talking out loud. "I'll beat them all" he said. "One by one." Then back to the keyboard, frenzied, typing out the cutting words that would make them all look into their withered souls…

Also why is the force a "hokey religion" and a lightsaber an "ancient weapon" when the Jedi only disappeared 16 years before.

An F-22 costs more to make than a Star Wars movie and it can't fly in the rain.

I was 14 when the Phantom Menace came out and I didn't think it was very good then. Nothing has happened in the last 16 years to change that opinion. I'd rather talk about the RLM reviews because they are more entertaining than the movies they review.

So in your opinion, how many times can you film something before you're not allowed to object to it happening in real life?

So they're going to "get him back" for saying police shouldn't murder people?

"I'm Gonna Die Alone (And I Feel Fine)" is my favorite standup special of the year. I've watched it three times and its still funny. Go watch it. Its on Netflix.

I agree. If you think "Girls don't like me because I am a gamer" A woman who likes games but still might not like you is very threatening.

So as I understand it, this is what Gamergate people claim motivates them:

Rights to the ongoing royalties for "Do the Bartman" recently sold at auction for $38,500

This video made me feel envious. But then the comments made me feel better.

"A Christmas song I hate? How about that one with all the birds and junk. I heard part of it while standing in line at the grocery store last week. Let's do this interview!"

Watched Dr. Strangelove in art class. It was split over two days. I didn't realize it was a comedy until the second day.

I re-watched this episode recently and was surprised how subtly subversive it is. Bart excitedly asking if he can ride along on evictions is a good example.

As I handed the flannel-clad teenager a slice of pizza, she said