Dry white toast for breakfast. That billionaire really knows how to live.

Sounds good but it needs to go like, 3 layers deeper. Gradually each writer and free-spirited girlfriend are revealed to to be characters in the next writer's book. Until the last one. During the middle of their meet cute, he says "Wait, is this real or are we just characters in someones novel?" Cut to black. Boom.…

Counter-point: The Limits of Control

Michael Bay? Or are we over that?

Steve Guttenberg

Looking at there website now. I suspect I agree with most of their positions, but oof is it hard to get all the way through those wall-of-text articles. C'mon socialists, give it a little zazz.

Its because there isn't any slur or stereotype you can use against a white person that actually hurts. Its like trying to make fun of someone for being rich. Being sort-of uncool is the only thing you can get us with.

This might be the nicest compliment anyone's ever given me.

Thanks, I'll check it out!

"Sure, they’re both whiter than Wonder Bread"

That goes on till they wake up the wrong guy and then its like Yojimbo or A Fist Full of Dollars in space.

If I were writing the story, they'd realize they hate each other, eventually become paranoid and vengeful, and then start waking up other people to help them, creating two tribes struggling for control of the spaceship.

Is there anyone here who can honestly say they would live their whole lives alone rather than wake somebody else up?

Overboard is insane. A man essentially kidnaps a mentally ill woman, tells her that she's his wife, and treats her like a slave. All as revenge for an unpaid carpentry bill. That is a horror movie, not a lighthearted family comedy. WTF is wrong with you, 1980s.

So the news I've been reading is that Russia stole and released information that was harmful to the candidate they saw as most opposed to their interests. I'm not really sure where coups, treason, and acts of war come into that.

98% of brandy is consumed when its the last thing left in the liquor cabinet.

It was popular among middle-schoolers in the 90s because some wrestler used it as his trademark insult. All of which explains why Mac picked up on it.

"both shows are centered on the idea of Payne interacting with her fans online."

I'll do it for 10% of the money and guarantee that I'll be at least 15% as entertaining. That's just good math.

Super-villain origin story alert.