So put someone dead-center either running away from or towards the camera. Got it.

Actually, the correct burn is: "I heard there were some naked pictures of you. Is that true? I never bothered to look them up."

Me: What if time were an illusion?
MurphyBot: Wait, I'm still learning and this question is taking a while. I might have to get back to you later on this one…
Me: What if mushrooms cured cancer?
MurphyBot: Wait, I'm still learning and this question is taking a while. I might have to get back to you later on this one…
Me:…

I'm really sick of the "Shows we watched as kids" conversation that seems to occur at every party I attend.

I can't…I don't understand…she chose to upload this video?

If you replace 21st century with 16th-19th, you've pretty much just repeated the whole justification for colonialism.

For everyone expressing the "OMG its just a ROCK" opinion, I'm curious what your response would be if a foreign actress scratched her ass on and thereby dislodged Plymouth Rock.

I'm not really the guy handing out permission. However, I've climbed a lot of things I wasn't supposed to, and I would probably skip that one.

Its just generally not a good policy to do things that offend the locals when you're traveling. Not without a good reason anyway. I would have thought that fell under the "common sense" category.

I have one that keeps tigers away!

I'm worried that today's TV and movies will create a generation of kids who think its normal to have sex with your clothes on.

That Fitbit sure goes great with blonde hair, handmade ceramics, and a $20,000 wedding ring.

I find Hackers to be an enjoyable Cyberpunk Fantasy. The kind of movie you would stop and watch if you happened across it on TV. It probably helps that I didn't see it until I was old enough to not take it seriously at all.

Oh give me a break, was every human who existed in the 180,000 years before the invention of agriculture a scumbag?

She really packed a breath-taking number of insults and insinuations into that clip and all he can respond with is "Why so angry?" I couldn't even watch it after that. More proof that politeness is the only thing the daily show will actually stand up for.

"In Sarah Palin’s Alaska, life is a brutal struggle for survival against a beautiful but fierce natural world, delivered with a wink and a smile."

The "dog" is a coyote and the "knife-like object" is a recurve bow. I lived in KS for 10 years so if anyone else needs common objects from there identified, let me know!

I'm pretty sure we'd all be a lot happier if we just agreed to go back to a system of handing each other notes that say "I like you. Do you like me? [ ] Yes [ ] No"

My favorite part would have to be the seduction scene where Dave saunters over to Tracy and offers her a sip of what turns out to be diet root beer. Somehow much more sad and sleazy than if it had been a real beer.

Since it came out, I've been telling people that RoboCop (2014) is actually a very well made movie. A solid B+ but nobody will believe me! Nooobody will belieeeeeve meeee!!! Anyway, have you actually seen the movie?