Wiseau is truly the Coleman Francis of our generation.

Maybe she'll dedicate her show to solving cold case files: Drew's Clues. May or may not include an animated animal sidekick. (it will.)

Ah, the Amazing. I eagerly await this album. Gentle Stream is pretty much my go-to "de-stress" album. It also has the magic capability to cause me to completely tune out work and somehow end when the end of my shift hits.

Does this mean Ian McShane is Victarion? I'm ok with this.

Shut up and eat your ice cream!

Colin Farell came off as a dark Dan Stark.
Dan Dark, if you will.
Or even if you won't.

And now The American Dream has officially died as well today. Waiting for the newswire on Dusty Rhodes. Today has just been a bad day to be an older celebrity.

The Sheriff Lobo movie.

Reading this, there may be some conspiracy to make Gotham appear watchable and coherent.

This would only work if they have Jackyl come in midway through the Ebony & Ivory performance with their signature chainsaw and vast rivers of unsung 80's glory.

Jack Black should team up with Jack Kerouac and call it Keroublack and release a 90s R&B album.

I thought that was Bill Paxton randomly brushing his teeth at the 2:55 mark. Then I paused it and saw that it wasn't. This video was one hygienically glorious moment from perfection.

A scheme devised by Gob Bluth to collect money from the elderly by curing their ailments with a magic box, all in an elaborate attempt to be added to their wills and/or sleep with their daughters. You reading this, Mr. Howard?

Say what you will about this episode, Donal Logue's reaction at the end of that Foxglove sequence was classic and I will be disappointed if it's not a meme at somepoint.

So, between this and Marylin Manson's improv Denny's boxing, it seems the logical step for aging 90's rock stars is midlife crisis fisticuffs. Can't wait to see the Frank Black vs Rivers Cuomo cage match.

Quit picking the scab, dammit.

Those are hardly beards. More like beardy white dudes in training.

How is "Arrow" not gritty? I don't think the sun has shone once in Starling City.

"Dr. King, let me tell you about the Avengers Initiative."

I hate the fucking Eagles, man.