Six Flags Great Adventure. Which, from Perth Amboy, means he's got about 23 miles til he takes exit 16-A for Jackson.

No.

Long Live Troy McClure!

I'm hoping the plot being kept secret is the location in a cemetery where this idea will be buried.

Is it possible that it could center around a keenly observant individual who pretends to be psychic and drags his best friend (a fantastic tap dancer whose sweet mojo is lost on the ladies) into his wacky adventures? Possibly taking place in Santa Barbara?

I won't believe this news until it is delivered by Ron Burgundy.

No, I believe it's been well established that when we wake from this we'll find out that the Internet is a showering Patrick Duffy.

From what I understand, Matt Damon made the call for a part in 30 Rock, and was rewarded with playing Liz's love interest, the pilot Carroll Burnett.

I'm disappointed there is no mention of the heartfelt and soulful rendition of this tune given by Shaggy, featuring Rayvon.

R.I.P., Leonard Nimoy. Thank you for selflessly giving your life so people on my Facebook feed would shut the fuck up about that dress.

"Way Down in the Hole" - Tom Waits

I may enter this. My sole reasoning being that Zakk Wylde, the viking-esque lead for the Black Label Society has a deep and burning hatred for Fred Durst. They're both on the ticket, and on the boat. I imagine shit could get real.

William Atherton? No, sir. Billy Zabka at best.

I want more details on Cosby putting the moves on Lou Ferrigno's wife. That's either complete bullshit or 60's Cosby was the most fearless sex offender ever.

Post credit sequences. All of them.

I am now concerned about Cinderella's wedding.

The bits with Cobblepot and Liza felt a lot like Peter Lorre and Mary Astor in Maltese Falcon. Don't know if he's drawing on it intentionally, but he had that same underlying to overt menace that Lorre was so good at.

How is Otis Redding - Dreams to Remember not on this list?

My friend Kim pointed this little tidbit out, and now I cannot unsee:

My friend Kim pointed this little tidbit out, and now I cannot unsee: