GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

I was handcuffed to the bed, in my underwear, where I remained…

I was handcuffed to the bed, in my underwear, where I remained…

Yes, well, if you had never taken your keys back from Kramer, he never would have taken his back from you and given 'em to me, in which case I wouldn't have had to take mine back from her.

Yes, well, if you had never taken your keys back from Kramer, he never would have taken his back from you and given 'em to me, in which case I wouldn't have had to take mine back from her.

I don't know. A little thing called step nine? Instead of an apology, he was beboppin' and scattin' all over me.  Aren't you the boss of him? You shouldn't let him move up!  When I was in the Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Webelos for three years 'cause I kept losing the Pinewood Derby.

I don't know. A little thing called step nine? Instead of an apology, he was beboppin' and scattin' all over me.  Aren't you the boss of him? You shouldn't let him move up!  When I was in the Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Webelos for three years 'cause I kept losing the Pinewood Derby.

If relationship George walks through this door, he will kill independent George! A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!

If relationship George walks through this door, he will kill independent George! A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa.  "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa.  "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

I actually just had two meaningful intelligent conversations with Corbin Bernsen and George Wendt.   Not fan talk, not gushing, you know? Actual conversation! I was incredibly articulate!

I actually just had two meaningful intelligent conversations with Corbin Bernsen and George Wendt.   Not fan talk, not gushing, you know? Actual conversation! I was incredibly articulate!

That's what she says! I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the…

That's what she says! I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the…

Without a way to tell anyone, George regrets that he had an appointment today that coincided with the same time that he usually makes his auspicious appearance.  Unlike the earlier absence that may or may not have involved Milan and/or Minsk, George did not know this in time because you work around Radiology…

Without a way to tell anyone, George regrets that he had an appointment today that coincided with the same time that he usually makes his auspicious appearance.  Unlike the earlier absence that may or may not have involved Milan and/or Minsk, George did not know this in time because you work around Radiology…

Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee. Never went, "Ha!"