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Random Acts of Costanza
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So what! Have a yoke. It won't kill you.

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

I was handcuffed to the bed.. In my underwear, where I remained..

'My wife's in a coma.' Yeah? Well, the life support machine called
and…

It's so self-absorbed and egotistical, like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET.

They made me buy it. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.  They're selling coffee, bran muffins. You're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment! I find the soothing pastorial images very conduc-

You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

Is there a meal allowance? What about seat assignments? Could I have the Kosher meal? I hear the Kosher meal is good. And I need clothes. Gotta get a haircut. Gonna have to. I have to refill my allergy medication. Oh, do I need a hat? I need a hat, don't I? Could we do the Universal tour? They have that Backdraft

George likes spicy chicken.

George likes spicy chicken.

I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless, you don't care, and when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.

I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless, you don't care, and when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.

Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

IT'S CALLED A T-SQUARE!

IT'S CALLED A T-SQUARE!

I was betrayed! That kid was like a son to me. And if there's one person you should be able to hold down, it's your own flesh and blood. Like my father.  And my father's father before him.

I was betrayed! That kid was like a son to me. And if there's one person you should be able to hold down, it's your own flesh and blood. Like my father.  And my father's father before him.

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!