Hi. I-I really should be getting back to my fiancee, you know, we, uh, we had this big fight yesterday and, uh, well she, she wants to-to know my secret code. I-I don't know, I can't tell her. The funny thing is, you know, I would really love to tell someone 'cause it's killing me. You uh, you wanna know what it is?…

"My wife's in a coma." Yeah? Well, the life support machine called and…

"My wife's in a coma." Yeah? Well, the life support machine called and…

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details.

You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details.

I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick ass philanthropist! I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me… and beg. And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time!

I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick ass philanthropist! I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me… and beg. And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time!

I have mourned for three long months. Summer months, too! Anybody could grieve in January! It's time for George to start being George again.

I have mourned for three long months. Summer months, too! Anybody could grieve in January! It's time for George to start being George again.

No. Autonomy. Complete and total autonomy.

Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friend's bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, "I like this." I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.

Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friend's bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, "I like this." I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.

Marisa, hi! It's George Costanza… I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago, heh! Yeah…

Marisa, hi! It's George Costanza… I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago, heh! Yeah…

I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!

I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!

Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like. You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I WOULD LOVE IT!

Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like. You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I WOULD LOVE IT!