This is perfect! I'll drive Rhisa to someplace romantic. Then when my father slides the door open, I'm in the van kissing his brother's daughter.

This is perfect! I'll drive Rhisa to someplace romantic. Then when my father slides the door open, I'm in the van kissing his brother's daughter.

This is perfect! I'll drive Rhisa to someplace romantic. Then when my father slides the door open, I'm in the van kissing his brother's daughter.

I mean, uh… I had fun ice skating.

I mean, uh… I had fun ice skating.

The, uh, actor that played Jesus made some odd choices.

The, uh, actor that played Jesus made some odd choices.

You don’t remind me of anyone and we love gum!

You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

But if you think about it…
26 teams, 162 games a season, you'd think eventually an entire team would get wiped out.

You know Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs 
flying around all season don't you think there would be a plane crash?

Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved…

That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again. Look at you. You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughing stock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I…

You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the entire time we were in India.

I go in to use his private bathroom, everybody uses it, and then I get a memo - a memo - telling me to use the men's room in the hall.  Well, we share it with Pace Electronics. It's disgusting!

Hello Margery, George Costanza. How are you sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me?  If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE.

Jerry! Jerry, my hairdryer ruined the picture! And I need another one or I can't get back into the forbidden city!

Everybody's talkin' at me
Can't hear a word they're sayin'
Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car.

Is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?

Is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?