"… I don’t know how I can make it any clearer.”
So what he's really saying is, he'll announce on a really clear day, like with no clouds in the sky at all. Got it. I'll keep an eye out you guys.

I first noticed him in Spike Lee's School Daze. Quite memorable. For years I told people he was one of my favorite actors but never ran into anyone who really knew who I was talking about. This is just another example of why the AV Club is the place to be.

Well, I don't know about the rest of you bros, but I'll be tuning in to see John Waters. Just John Waters.

Although, his contract likely states that the studio reserves the right to cast him as a prominent prominently gay character, should they find that it makes for a more compelling storyline.

And now this place is a zoo. Hundreds of comments in a couple hours, all under a column that appears b/t midnight and 9pm depending on where you are in the US.

Agreed, but it does provide me with the awesome opportunity to remind you all that you ain't a real Merikun 'til you've enjoyed an ice cold bear in a Ford F-150!

Carl? Let's just say he's chewing the fat with some zombies.

When given the opportunity, you should also go first in a gang bang.

I don't know about all these puns. You guys need to work on your techniques.

When Liam sees this grade, he'll feel Taken 4 Granted.

Hey, hey, I smell a screenplay in the works! Either that or somebody's diaper needs to be changed.

T'would be sweet.

Good on you, Mr. Mountain. I totally would've gotten in on that but, you know, Europe.

Not that I'm aware of. That's why I said "they'd likely strongly disagree with you on this one." Let's just call it a hunch. It's in the fine print, Xanderpuss. It's in the fine print.

You may know some unpaid interns but it doesn't sound like you know any actual slaves. They'd likely strongly disagree with you on this one.

"See? Didn't I tell you this asshole tour was gonna be a smashing success?!" - Gene's agent

Wait, is it nU-mEtAl, or Nu-MeTaL? I always get those confused.

That's because The Adventures of Boner and Dik is too much on the nose, people! Now, The Adventures of Twig and Berries. See how innocuous that sounds?

Thanks for this, Idiotking. You're alright in my book, I don't care what anyone says.

Oh no they didn't!