Or to cover up the gruesome scar resulting from that one time when he got to showing off with the flaming sword and took out his own eye.

And rather snug around the neck.

Jackass. Idiot. Shameless attention seeker. I would have gone with any of these. I don't know why we need to go disparaging nerds in such a callous fashion.

It's a doggone shame, that's what it is.

I'm totally gonna watch this, after it has been recorded, in the wee hours, after everyone else in the house is asleep, and I will do so gleefully and full of shame while eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie, until it's all gone. I know I won't be the only one.

Then she lit the moat up with hellfire while "Disco Inferno" played in the background.

Ah, got it. Thanks!

You guys know what's awesome about this? Anyone? I'm asking a serious question here.

Wookie move.

I Am Rapido?

That's zombie prevention method.

Definitely that last thing you said.

marvelous!

No way, bro, this is totally get laid attire, and just in time for Christmas!

You may find this even more shocking: their ratings continue to increase every year. A lot of people are either hate-watching or just closeted fans.

Some really low koalaty puns in here.

Danish pale ale?

What's all this noise about jerk jobs now?

I logged in just to register my protest, Internet! I shall now return to more pressing matters, like picking my nose.

That scene, like many others, was completely ridiculous. Seriously, this is Wayans territory.