Some other new things to expect when the AMC drama returns on October 13:  New black guy behind Daryl has his guts ripped out/munched on by a pack of zombies just when his character really starts to develop via some great bonding moments with some of the regulars.

This hurts.

@avclub-0c5cf32a0d6a4060b380af168158a146:disqus Whoaa, what the? Why do you look like me dude?

And you know what they say, once you go brown, you never turn around.  Or something like that.

I'm on this pig pile, like white on rice.

Also, dude in the suspenders clearly prepared himself to jump straight from this photo shoot to the studio next door to audition for The Waltons reboot without need to change costumes.

I'll just go ahead and watch this with the volume off, 'cause that's exactly how it's supposed to be enjoyed.

Well, allow me to take a stab at this.  Too soon?

I did but didn't want to type it lest I suggest even the slightest endorsement in the spelling of his artist name.

Seriously, this guy makes me yearn for the weekdays.

That string melody also made ME cry … cry piss out my dick onto, uh, some CDs I imagine contain music from the new album!  Boom!
Welcome to the first hourly "I'm on the internets presumably anonymously talkin' shit awards"!  (IOTIPATSAs for short). That's just a little bit of what's on tap for tonight, folks.  You're…

Paula Dean: "Powder, @avclub-ded081fcbbe6cda656e5bc51dfc6bbfa:disqus meant white powder everyone, as in the flour I used to make these fantastic buttery biscuits."

Ahhh, recycling KKK jokes.  An American pastime.

Paula Dean's Kumbaya Kitchen, coming soon to a city near you!

Awe, shucks, now I feel bad.  That's the politically correct response I'm supposed to have now, right?

@avclub-beddc9f9e1c9b438dc4246e494644ce4:disqus  Grandma??!!

Oh, I touched 'em.  I touched 'em all night long.

Shit. This sucks.

Well that depends on the "thing" the black celebrity did.  If the thing was, say, Kanye birthin' a baby with Kim, I'd say that's pretty bangin'.

As one of the resident black persons on this here site, I'd just like to add, "holy cheese and grits, that lady's redder than a lobster dinner smothered in hot sauce!"