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80s, as in Beverly Hills Cop, 48 Hrs., Lethal Weapon and other "white folks do it like this whereas black folks do it like that" flicks that were big in the 80s.

Are there any cast members from Different Strokes still around to make a guest appearance?  'Cause that would complete the 80s vibe I'm getting from this one.

I like your outrage.

You know what happens to people like you when they post stuff like that on this site, don't you?  Let's just say it rhymes with "dancer maids" but it's actually much worse than that sounds.

That or ridicule.

Prometheus 2: Shit's STILL Rapidly Expanding In Your Chest Cavity

I find these replies to ElDan to be mean-spirited, exceptionally cruel and adding nothing of value to the conversation, which is exactly why all of them are eligible for the snark of the day award!  Good luck!

What, no Godzilla?

True, but it was still nominated for a "Hodor" award though.

"Excuse me, I'm on the list."

The To-Do List coming to Netflix (after a very, very limited run in a handful of theaters) soon.

Seriously.  Can't wait to see what happens to the next dude who openly offends Dany.  That lady is surrounded by a hit squad now.  Plus 3 fire-breathing dragons.  A  growing contingent of former slave armies. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Watching Jorah's story arc is like watching a rom-com about a guy who can't seem to grasp the concept that she's just not that into him.  Yeah, i don't really care to watch that either.  More fighting, less pining.

What an episode!  Seriously has to be some of the most compelling, shocking, fucked up shit to happen to a cast of long-time major players on cable tv.  Which makes me wonder, what kind of mind conceives all of this shit?  Has anyone given GRRM a hug today?

So, I guess this is supposed to be pro porn made to look like amateur porn?  Because, you know, a porn star (i.e., pretty face atop a genuinely gifted and/or artificially enhanced body) Lena Dunham is not!

A golden palm, of course.

Would he have run back for a piss warm tankard of beer?  Most certainly.  How about for a pile of bacon burn black?  Without a doubt.  And for a white walker-killing sheath made of mysterious, apparently magical black stone?  The one that just saved his freakin' life (as well as the lives of Gilly and her nameless

That's probably for a later episode.  I knew I wasn't the only one out there yelling, don't forget the knife!

Diana Hacker called.  She said both of you should pipe the fuck down b/c blog posts are no place to debate grammar points.

West Saeed.  No, seriously, he has a HUGE following in the middle east.